Nope. Sorry. I’m not your gal.
I feel like I should give my disclaimer upfront so I don’t waste your time.
You’ve come to the wrong place, if you’re looking for a ninja, a guru, a rockstar…
- a master,
- a diva,
- a sensei,
- a princess,
- a queen,
- a genius,
- a braggart,
- a studmuffin,
- a badass,
- a BAMF,
- a nerd,
- a geek,
- a super geek,
- a super freak,
- a legend,
- or a superhero.
You could say I get a little prickly about all that.
I’m just a professional writer.
I don’t think I take myself too seriously.
Anyways, if you’re holding out for hero, best not to hire me.
Not to #humblebrag, but — yah, I know hashtags, too — I haven’t done well with labels since high school. I got tired of being called a nerd. Good Lord, the complex it gave me. How many English majors do you know who took advanced Cal classes through Diff EQ? Not too many.
I do a good job. I enjoy my work. I pride myself on it. I got a ++ in being conscientious all the way through K to 12.
Also, I’m a grown up. As you may be able to tell by the stasis of my pop culture allusions. Sue me.